Sometimes...Conversations can be very interesting. And sometimes very typical.
Thought I will pen down some of them for the interesting read. I would have loved to write the name of HE and SHE here but then avoided it to cause any insult , moreover it was so common that anybody could have fit in .He and She are supposed to be in love with each other.Here is how it goes.
Note: Conversation ke beech, within brackets jo hai, woh.. ladka apne aap se keh raha hai..
She Gives a missed call to him....and he calls her back..
She: Hello!
He: (are yaar...pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi ) Hi ...kya baat hai..?
She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya...
He: ( Call kaha kiya?.. khali missed call to diya hai... ) oh...ok ..kya karrahi thi meri jaanu??
She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?
He: mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon"sun raha hu FM par....
She: nice song..(And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum")
He: ( Saala waha koi chipkali 'kich kich' kar rahi hai ya .... ) hey!!!! tumitni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha
She: *giggles*
He: Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!
She: yaha sab so rahe hai...agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge..
He: ( Correct...woh yeh samjhenge ki koi bhootni hai ... ) Come on! Please!
She: hat ...I don't sing that well
He: ( yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... :-) ) It was really sweet. Pleasegaao na dear
She: mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan
He: aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na
She: tumhi keh sakte ho...
He: ( mai? saala mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola ) abhi tumgaaogi ya nahi?
She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?
He: Sigh! Ok
She: I don't have that great a voice
He: ( saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke.. ) hmmmm
She: theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theekhai??
He: ( aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi.. ) Great!!!!
She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?
He: ( tum kuch bhi gaao...meri to aaj neend haraam hai.. )Hmmmm. 'Mahiya'from Awarapan?She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai
He: ( Text book chodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol... ) Dhoom Machale?
She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi
He: ( Tum koi bhi gaana gaao....mere kaan to pakne waale hai ) Cool
(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)
She: Nahi jaan. I am feeling very shy!
He: Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaanachahta hoon
She: dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho
He: ( Maalum pada na ... phir..: ) )No no. Tum shy feel kar rahi hona....is liye... Trying to make u cool
She: Hmmm
He: please gaao na darling
She: main kal gaau?
He: ( Haaaaa...jaan bachi... Phut leta hoon... ) theek hai jaisi tumhaarimerzi
She: Hmmm
He: Good night
She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams.. Take care...
He: Sweets dreams to u too...
After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only amissed call),,,,
She: Hey..sogaye the kya?
He: ( nahi...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha... ) nahi jaan.
She: kya kar rahe ho?
He: ( raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai... ) Match dekh raha tha
She: theek hai tum match dekho
He: ( us wakt se main kya bhajiya tal raha tha... ) Hey it's ok... puranimatch hai.
She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?
(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
He: (Bad ah? this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing:- ) Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortablefirst.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi..... So, me waiting..(maine to socha tha ki aaj bachgaya....dhat teriki :-()
She sings 1 stanza from the song'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....'
He: Wow. Too good!
She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai
He: ( shukr hai self realization hai... :-)... ) nahi darling you really sing well.
She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho
He: ( very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya..... ) Che! Che! teri voiceagar itni buri hoti to main ab tak na sun raha hota
She: Hmmmm...theek hai. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao.
.He: ( tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kaise aayegi.. ) Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Hey....
He: ( are yaar..aaj ye nahi chodegi ,,, ) kya hai sweety? .
She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...
He: ( tu apni voice khud record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar )sachchi... Of course.
She: sirf jhoot
He: ( iski toh... agar ab mujhe sone nahi diya toh...... ) Not at all. You sing very well
She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.
He: Good Night!!
1 comment:
You: Article kaisa tha yaar
Me:Fantastic yaar, you could be next Chetan Bhagat ( Sala itna pakao article koi kaise likh sakta hai)
You: Nahin yaar...itna bhi achha nahin tha. Bus thoda experiment kar raha tha
Me: Seriously dude, it was very funny. I am still laughing ( Sala rona aa raha hai...iska blog crash kyon nahin ho jata)
You: I know u dont praise unnecessarily.
Me: Now u got me ( Hadh hai yaar...sale ko samjah mein bhi nahin aata ke genuine tareef hai ya nahin...Aur bhaisahab likhne chale hai)
You: Ok then...will come with something equally entertaining next time.
ME: I will be waiting ( Mein to iske blog mein dubara aane wala nahin)
You: Bye
Me: Bye (Chal bhag)
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